English Major Woes

My professor posted a last-minute prompt for a paper that is to be turned in first thing tomorrow. How am I supposed to compile a comparative response paper when I just downloaded Angry Birds on my phone last night, and finally realized the degree of my cool-game deprivation after all this time?

Speaking of addicting games, how am I supposed to write this paper when I know that something like this exists?


A Nintendo game modeled after one of the greatest novels of all time? 

COME ON!!!

There goes my 4.0...

Edit:


Instead of writing my paper, I've decided to wallow in the unruly nest that is my hair. John Lennon approves.

10 comments:

  1. New reader here. Your blog is hysterical! And I can't believe this game is real life! As if having the original Duck Hunter. Mario and all of the Lion King games wasn't distracting enough.

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    1. Well thank you! I can't wait to check yours out as well!

      And I know right! I swear, video games were invented by sadists who like to watch people fail in school.

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  2. Great Gatsby the video game? That's too crazy. I have an unruly nest of hair, too. I think I'll go wallow with you and John Lennon. :)

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    1. Unruliness unite!

      haha And thanks for stopping by my blog!

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  3. hahaaa, i hope you got your work done! thank you for always stopping by my blog :) I really appreciate it! I'll do your tag ASAP!

    xoxoxo

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  4. Ya know...just throwing this out there. But could playing The Great Gatsby game be considered homework? Perhaps your professor will understand. It's what we call 'new-school studying' :D Btw, I had to uninstall Angry Birds from both my iPod and my phone because I got too addicted. Cut it out cold-turkey. Don't let your addiction get that bad lol.

    ~Shane

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    1. What a brilliant suggestion. I will pitch this to the prof come Monday.

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  5. I'm going to have to say that the messy hair & John Lennon combo is le sex.

    Additionally, I've broken your rules for that questionnaire and I hope you aren't upset!
    http://polkadot-clovers.blogspot.com/2012/02/eat-that-beaver.html

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